Nap time on your mom or dad's lap can be a rewarding and satisfying experience. It's not only a time to bond with your hooman slave, but also a time to get some warmth while reminding them who is boss.
If you are a feline who is tired of your hooman getting up and disturbing you in the middle of your nap, keeping reading.
The first thing you can do to prolong your cosy time on any hooman's lap is to get them when they appear to be in a very comfortable position. Whether it's a couch, chair or bed, hoomans like to be comfortable, just like us cats. The downside is that when they get comfy, they want to either sleep, watch TV, play on their phone or some other nonsense. But as cats, it's not our job to care! Their job is to cater to us!
The next thing you ought to do is make yourself right at home on their lap, stomach, or chest. If you don't make up your mind to settle there and allow for example the dog to distract you, your hooman might be thinking of going somewhere else in a hurry.
Hoomans are strange creatures. You jump on their lap and they think that they have permission to disturb your nap. A quick warning swat or soft bite should be enough to tell your hooman to get back in line.
Anyway, my final tip to seal the deal and ensure a longer stay is to make eye contact with your hooman and give it a few slow blinks. Get creative and throw in a few mews and chirrups while rubbing your head and face on them. They are absolute suckers for this type of behaviour and you will have them wrapped around your paws in no time. They'll always have a silly reason to get up, but with these tricks, they'll be under your control and will have no willpower to remove the cuteness that they are so privileged to have on their laps!
Happy napping!
If you are a feline who is tired of your hooman getting up and disturbing you in the middle of your nap, keeping reading.
The first thing you can do to prolong your cosy time on any hooman's lap is to get them when they appear to be in a very comfortable position. Whether it's a couch, chair or bed, hoomans like to be comfortable, just like us cats. The downside is that when they get comfy, they want to either sleep, watch TV, play on their phone or some other nonsense. But as cats, it's not our job to care! Their job is to cater to us!
The next thing you ought to do is make yourself right at home on their lap, stomach, or chest. If you don't make up your mind to settle there and allow for example the dog to distract you, your hooman might be thinking of going somewhere else in a hurry.
Hoomans are strange creatures. You jump on their lap and they think that they have permission to disturb your nap. A quick warning swat or soft bite should be enough to tell your hooman to get back in line.
Anyway, my final tip to seal the deal and ensure a longer stay is to make eye contact with your hooman and give it a few slow blinks. Get creative and throw in a few mews and chirrups while rubbing your head and face on them. They are absolute suckers for this type of behaviour and you will have them wrapped around your paws in no time. They'll always have a silly reason to get up, but with these tricks, they'll be under your control and will have no willpower to remove the cuteness that they are so privileged to have on their laps!
Happy napping!
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