How to get new toys from your hooman

Let's face it -- some of us need serious playtime and entertainment on a daily basis. But not every hooman understands this. In this brief post, I am going to share with you 2 easy tips on how to get your litter box janitor to bring home new toys for you.

Tip 1: Did your hooman bring home a completely lame and useless toy that hardly sparks your interest? Does your new toy make you want to take a nap? Then just ignore it! You know the ones I'm talking about! There is no point in even acknowledging them. It's a simple way to let your hooman know that they have wasted their money. Hoomans hate to feel like they have wasted or lost money, so they will realize that they should probably get you something else.

Tip 2: Completely obliterate and destroy your old toys. For those of us who have been blessed with hoomans who understand the concept of interactive playtime, this should be easy peasy. When old toys look beyond recognition, it's natural for your hooman to think, "My kitty needs new toys".

So there you have it. Now go and conquer your world and have fun.